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Brain-Teasers
Do You Know?

1. Aditya Birla collaborated with which foreign company to roll out an insurance scheme?

2. One of the most effective and efficient forms of marketing is abbreviated as WOM. What is its full form?

3. Which cricketer is the brand ambassador for Band Aid?

4. Which leadership guru coined the term 'Transformational Leadership'?

5. Which company brings you CNBC Television channel in India?

6. A man was driving a black truck. His lights were not on. The moon was not out. A lady was crossing the street. How did the man see her?

-Compiled by Nagamani


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Jest a Minute

Smart Way

A junior manager, a senior manager and their boss on their way to a meeting, through a park, came across a wonder lamp. They rubbed the lamp and a Genie appeared. The Genie said, "Normally, one is granted three wishes but as you are three, I will allow one wish each."

So the eager senior manager shouted, "I want to be in the Bahamas, on a fast boat and have no worries."

Pfuffff! The Genie did some magic.

The senior manager was gone!

Now the junior manager could not keep quiet and shouted, "I want to be in Florida with beautiful girls, plenty of food and cocktails."

Pfuffff! Again some magic by Genie.

And the junior manager was also gone!

Then the boss calmly said, "In times of such recession we cannot afford such pleasures. So I want both the guys back in the office after lunch."




Between Two Thieves

After dozens of very expensive tests and weeks of hospitalization, a rich old man was told he had only 24 hours to live.

He immediately called his doctor and his lawyer to his room. He asked the doctor to stand by one side and his lawyer on the other side of his bed.

After standing for sometime, the doctor asked, "What do you want me to do?" "Nothing. Just stand there."

A little later, the lawyer asked "What do you want me to do?" "Nothing. Just stand there."

As the hours went on, the doctor and the lawyer saw the man paralyse. When his time had almost arrived, the doctor and the lawyer again asked, "Why are we standing here?"

"Well," said the old man, "My last wish is to die between two thieves. So, it's happening."



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